What movies have not aged well?

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

What is the worst emotional pain you ever felt as an adult?

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

From Russia With Love

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

Why do people see porn pics when they can watch porn videos instead?

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

You Only Live Twice

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-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

Why do I want to suck cock tonight?

Goldfinger

Octopussy

Diamonds Are Forever

Why does an older married man turn bisexual?

Dr No

-”Ah so!”

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

What is it like to be a Christian in Iran?

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

What’s on Pornhub?

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

According to Trump, Ukraine started the war. Why?

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

A View to a Kill

Are today’s baseball pitchers faster than a few years ago, or is it that radar guns have improved and get the pitch speed as it is released rather than as it reaches the plate?

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

Live and Let Die

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

What sexual experience did you have at a highway rest area?

-All the bad guys are black.

The Man with the Golden Gun

-J W Pepper

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

Moonraker

-”She is very sexyful!”